Opera is ridiculous.
Opera singers are ridiculous.
Opera-goers are ridiculous. Opera plots are...
fabulous. How many do you recognise?
He loves her but she
He loves her but she dies
but he saves her.
They love each other and they both
She loves him, but he doesn't love her until she's already
married to someone else.
He loves her and he doesn't die.
She loves him, but everyone dies; Act
II makes no sense whatsoever.
She loves all of them, for hundreds of
years, but they all keep dying anyhow.
A load of nuns get the chop.
Gypsy mother seeks revenge.
dwarf steals ring, end of world ensues.
sea-captain's fiancee drowns herself.
Succumbs to Gambling Addiction, Visions of 3 Cards.
Seducer Dies from Handshake.
Robbers Fail to Murder Chinese
Prominent serial killer kills
promenading serial lover.
US Marine disappoints foreign
Fake scandal at audition!
Siberian pensioners die in tragic
Protege of mad Freemasonry sect marries abducted
The Women Who Mistook Their Own Husbands for Albanians
Count fails to seduce housemaid despite four
long hours of open chances.
Toyboy marries bimbo, elder woman
Ukrainian greybeard seeks underage
sex and power, but gets neither.
Next time I am going
Google Maps, you silly old twit!
Roue aristo goes free while
jester gets the sack.
Fairy Tale Turns into Masonic
Masonic Propaganda masquerades as Fairy
American invents A-bomb, gets
American gets five o’clock shadow, meets Chinaman.
Nose forges ID: arrested!
jumps from castle - lands 100 meters away!
Porco di Bacco! Italian steals Paul
Woman in Drag Infiltrates Prison,
Rescues Stoner Husband.
Heroine kills chickens, has kids, gets
Dwarf steals gold,
stuff happens, world
He loves her, but he dies, taking an
entire act to do so.
She seduces him, brother gets mad.
Corsican makes inadvisable trip to
Cigarette-factory employee in domestic violence incident.
Geezer from the pub goes to the moon.
He woos all of them, for years and
years, and sees to it that none of them ever leave.
Leading man marshalls an army to
victory, then grants clemency to the vanquished, who proceed to plot
against the winners, in spite of being shown mercy... both main
characters are on the wrong end of that plot development, and Leading
man is joined by Female lead, who both perish in visually dramatic
concluding death scene.
Striptease in the
Middle East: dictator
real sick about the affair.
Trainee trouble ends in storm tide!
Sharp-shooter loses mojo, asks Satan
Old geezer lost his mojo years ago,
trades-in soul with Satan for help.
She can't keep from being curious, so
she has to die like all the others.
Pharoah devises new religion,
Man Falls in Love with Doll, Others.
Nose evades capture, Police
Pederast Kills Apprentice, Cries
Man Turns into Swan: News at 11.
Kills Herself Over Dead Sailor.
Sorceress Kidnaps Boytoy, Angers
Guess Who's the
Vampire? The Baritone, of Course!
Couple Escapes, Baritone Gets the Axe.
I dont know what happens
in this opera because I can never get past the first act -
Man Mopes About Dead Wife for Three Acts.
Gets Lost in Forest.
Man Kills Wife: What a Moron.
Man kills King and best friend - what a
Old twit's seduction attempts end in fiasco.
Old twit's seduction attempts end in
Captain Makes Wrong Decision, Everyone
Legal scandal? Priest purports mental
disorder, cardinal recommends auto-da-fé. Cardinal wins.
goes to hell. Greenberg: Trust me, that business has future.
Midget gets mobbed in Spain.
Slapstick armageddon in Breughel-land.
Sinner Redeemed by
Man's Unflagging Love.
Mother remonstrates with child, child
throws tantrum, then hallucinates about things in his room coming to
Too much Moscafratta: man dies drunken
in duel after making the Tyson.
Teenage criminals broil wacky
elder lady - mitigating circumstances?
Woman with Stockholm
syndrome moves into one room apartment due to Suez Canal opening.
Con escapes. Femmes eyes go from brown
to green, kills cop to keep from sleeping with him. Uh oh, artist
really dead. Hi God.
Witch makes prince take fruity lovers.
Everyone runs into the same convent when any problem occurs. Mass death ensues.
man's lover married his dad, lady having a crush on him sleeps with his
dad, best friend teams with his dad; dad still feels lonely.
Victorian Horror: The Haunting In The Ominous Gothic House, With A Lot Of Fog And A Lake.
Boy too naive for sex finds cure for man having been too naive to look for his weapon during sex.
Barber helps young lad to get girl from nasty old stepfather... with some unexpected methods.
thanks to: Alpha
Centauri, Chi_town/Philly, Dame Hilda Tablet, Despina41, Florestan,
Herzeleide, Kuhlau, leonora, mamascarlatti, marquis66, Mischa, Sieglinde and Zeitblom.
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